#   25 Sep 2021 // YH2X  

A birthing person and its child,
Petey Joe, get caught up in an
ugly & confusing cement cloverleaf
and Petey Joe needs to pee like a
racehorse

Birthing-Genitor?

Not now Petey Joe. I'm driving.

But Birthing-Genitor —

— I'm trying to navigate this 18 Level concrete monstrosity of a spaghetti bowl interchange thing!

Birthing-Genitor!

Damnit, now you made me get peeled off and G_d alone knows how we're going to get our exit back . . .

But Birthing-Genitooooor!

What? WHAT, Petey Joe!?

Are we Dark Winter yet?

    For the 5.3873^th time: Not Yet.

But I gotta peeeeeeeeeee!

We'll be Dark Winter soon, so you're going to have to just hold it.

😩

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*+* CHILD SAFETY ALERT *+*
It has been brought to the attention of the Central Authority of the Safety for Children that the Birthing Person (name not given, conveniently enough 🤫) was for some reason exhorting Petey Joe to hold on to their personal body at the groin level. Some people have posited that the Birthing Human was merely trying to prevent Petey Joe from filling the floorboard with horrid pee and making the car (which has another 4 years of payments left to go) reek of stale urine every time it rains or even gets humid out. Maybe, maybe. But a $75K — at least — investigation has already been initiated and, as everyone knows, once initiated it must be completed because that's an unwritten rule around here. But before all that we need confirmation that masks were being worn and worn correctly in the close confines of that automobile. If any body out there knows the identity of the birthing person, you may contact us anonymously from your personal genius phone by video, audio, or SMS. [Contact is $6.99/minute. $3.99 minimum (per SMS). Credit Cards only. Thank you.]