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Bucket Lid Prayer

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A uterus-having body, having existed for probably 80+ years, who comes to the drive-thru almost daily and orders the same thing (a donut with chocolate icing and sprinkles and a wiener biscuit with cheese for a total of $4.20) today said, "I have a lot going on, and I don't know what to do. Could you prayfootnote for me?"

"Now?"

"Yes." She looked so weary and sad. The people prayed.

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Bucket lid ร  la carte
A guy strolled in at almost five on a Sunday evening and asked if we sell our empty buckets. When he learned that we do sell our empty buckets — for $5 — he asked, "How much for just the lid?" Freaks.



footnote At first I thought she'd said "pay for me" instead of "pray for me" and I had many harsh and uncharitable thoughts.



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