o [143] 11:19 02 Jan 24 » Felicitous Year++
o [142] 13:37 11 Dec 23 » I was just minding my own beeswax, slurping on that Hot 'n' Sour garnished with Andy Capp Hot Fries Corn and Potato Snacks, offered a couple of days of work, and checking on that with Bro allowed me enough time to order and drink brewski number twoski … only to be denied. Gonna start calling it Pho No. 😶
o [141] 19:18 08 Dec 23 » On the return: Friday night is Sea night. Dunzo.
o [140] 17:42 08 Dec 23 » Little Cold Dohos Girl had a baby! Also, Chelsea gave a warm welcome to the old man — complete with a fist boop. Not a bad day!
o [139] 11:50 04 Dec 23 » Some way or another, I got Tostitos Salsa Con Queso all over my belly and my phone and … thing is, I do not remember how it happened. 🤷🏼♀️
o [138] 10:19 04 Dec 23 » But what do you mean by sentient plasma?
o [137] 14:11 03 Dec 23 » Admit your weaknesses. Why? Because it means you aren't afraid. And if you're not afraid, you have no reason to hate. But what if you do that on purpose? Still counts. 😀
o [136] 13:55 03 Dec 23 » Still still here … 🐱👤
Still here
o [135] 16:24 18 Nov 23 » After lunch today I picked up the aliens-and-cats shirt I ordered on 11-13. "I found this / It's vibrating"
o [134] 15:40 18 Nov 23 » Lunch at Pho Joint with the ever-amusing E: Pho Bowl Special, Sweet 'n' Sour Chicken (with steamed rice), Hot and Sour Soup, couple of beers. Back at the store, BF asked for me to go back and fetch it an Egg Drop soup, and I did that.
o [133] 16:00 17 Nov 23 » Grown-ass men with their 2-3' tall young teenager girl dolls have a playdate at the store … (pending)
o [132] 17:01 16 Nov 23 » After an extended hiatus, The Chief reached out due to debilitating anxiety — especially after eating.
o [131] 16:32 16 Nov 23 » In the past couple of months the use of ApplePay at the store has exploded. 🍎 💲 💥
o [130] 17:39 15 Nov 23 » An almost-Thanksgiving miracle with the lovely Crown Vic's window … (pending)
o [129] 17:31 14 Nov 23 » Don't wanna go back to the bean farm tomorrow. 😢
o [128] 09:50 14 Nov 23 » The incredible potentially criminal crappack … (pending)
o [127] 11:08 13 Nov 23 » For breakfast I chowed down on a gas store fried burrito and onion rings. 😋
o [126] 13:42 12 Nov 23 » The lack of product was delightful! I feel renewed after saying, "I'm sorry, but we're out of that …" all day long. BF issues a trash order. Toilet duties shifted front. Amy and I introduced ourselves at lunch! Also, the strange alien shifting of the eyeballs — not looking side to side, but shifting side to side.
o [125] 16:55 10 Nov 23 » Lunch with the lovely Little Big Bear at the Pho Joint. Was hoping for more Christmas specials, but instead it was high school wrestling on the TV. Also, Rick draws evil, pink rabbit rising above an oak.
o [124] 15:33 09 Nov 23 » The Savage Toilet Dogpile … (pending)
o [123] 17:28 07 Nov 23 » And: 64239~4813~24718 🤗
Still here
o [122] 15:52 07 Nov 23 »
New Godzilla Movie Soon! Godzilla Minus One 
And, as usual, Godzilla is pissed off for no good reason! Best Godzilla jam ever. (GooTube Video) I may actually visit a theatre for this.
o [121] 10:31 07 Nov 23 »
Do you enjoy Mediterranean Food? 🤤
o [120] 10:21 07 Nov 23 » Will a flattop become a catfish? 🤭
o [119] 19:20 05 Nov 23 » I'm tired of it. Tired of what? Everything.
o [118] 17:35 05 Nov 23 » Look around. Do you like what you see? You do? That's great! I'm happy for you, Spanky. 👍🏼
o [117] 16:41 05 Nov 23 » I almost won the Lotto — that's pretty good!
o [116] 16:04 05 Nov 23 » (Pho) The Pho Christmas …
o [115] 18:49 31 Oct 23 » First person knocking at my door for treats. I turned off the porch lights hours ago. I hope there aren't many who knock for treats tonight, because I'm going to bed soon. I will be getting out of bed at 02:45 tomorrow morning. Hallowed Ween is an obnoxious holiday — I'm sorry. Yes, yes; I, too, enjoyed it as a child. And?
o [114] 14:47 31 Oct 23 » Today is Halloween … 🎃
Happy Hallowed Ween
o [113] 18:25 30 Oct 23 » Here ya go: 91496~4992~62188 🤗
o [112] 11:26 30 Oct 23 » Have you ever been touched by Jesus? Whazzat, Spankster? … Spanky Lou, you are bad! I didn't mean it like that! 🙄
cee: Winter '21
o [111] 09:28 30 Oct 23 » The D-Heads were in fine form on Sunday …
o [110] 08:31 30 Oct 23 » (Updoot) Crown Vic Stuck Window. Got two nice pieces of heavy plastic wrap from a nice delivery guy at the gas store …
o [109] 20:05 29 Oct 23 » When it rains it pours … It seems that the regulator for the driver's window in the lovely Crown Vic has failed. It's what those in the biz call a drag. … ☹
o [108] 16:57 28 Oct 23 » It is purported that Angus Kong said something like: It is a delight to scatter your enemies before you, take their stuff, see the faces of their loved ones irked like the dickens, and to snuggle their females … Was he right? Well, he wasn't hundo-p wrong.
o [107] 15:38 26 Oct 23 » Thank you, Based God, for sharing your gift with us! #TYBG
Attribution
o [106] 14:12 26 Oct 23 » Gosh, it sure was rainy today! Media was abuzz with warnings and alerts about tornados. Also, the store saw the Return of The Big D; also, S and I manifested a (honk!) at the window.
o [105] 17:01 25 Oct 23 » Why must everything be so complicated? Like most really good questions, it has no answer.
o [104] 16:44 25 Oct 23 » (Updoot) Yet another Statement on the Mega-Goob freak out over info in the clear. 😶
o [103] 14:04 25 Oct 23 » 🔔 The bell that roared the place into day-and-night headaches — the bell from hell! Don't worry, it was changed before any permanent damage was done!
o [102] 07:38 24 Oct 23 » (Updoot) Bought an OBD II reader for the lovely Crown Vic's check engine light …
o [101] 07:59 23 Oct 23 » Bucket Lid Prayer …
o [100] 17:02 21 Oct 23 » The big hundo-p 💯
o [099] 16:05 21 Oct 23 »
Sam Jeffries Can't Poop - Trouble in Paradise.
o [098] 18:00 20 Oct 23 » Pizza and Bees …
o [097] 17:06 20 Oct 23 » They said that language wasn't able to describe the experience they had as they were gnawing on a chicken-fried steak and the 3D world faded and they glimpsed the 3rd heaven. Do you believe that? I think I do.
o [096] 14:24 20 Oct 23 » 🎃 Halloween 2023 Donuts 👻 …
Halloween 2023
Featuring Spinal Tap
o [095] 16:14 19 Oct 23 » Oscar The One-Eared Cat is BACK 😺
o [094] 15:00 18 Oct 23 » Pee-pee mayhem \ Gimme Two …
o [093] 14:54 18 Oct 23 » Since the arrival of Oscar The One-Eared Cat, Mr. Remington has avoided my porch. Today he was back. I wonder what he knows. Is Oscar OK?
o [092] 14:22 18 Oct 23 » (Updoot) Bought a gas cap for the lovely Crown Vic's check engine light …
o [091] 11:54 17 Oct 23 » The chicken? It is both sweet and sour. Delicious! Bambusoideae Rapid Transport. 😋
o [090] 11:44 17 Oct 23 » Some of those who were "essential" the last go-round will find themselves inessential next time. 😯
o [089] 10:45 17 Oct 23 » The Lovely Crown Vic popped me in the face with a (solid!) yellow check engine light …
o [088] 09:02 17 Oct 23 » May we mention our benefactor? Great! (Because he [their pronouns] would really appreciate if we did.) And so: these page(s) brought to you by a grant from The Great Me …
Our benefactor
o [087] 13:52 16 Oct 23 » Just chewed and swallowed a day-old McDonald's McDouble® seasoned with a pinch of flaked sea salt (but minus the preservative-laced pickles) and it was delicious 👍🏼 🍔
o [086] 13:23 16 Oct 23 » Some hupersons bleed in sympathy with Moon. Is that true? Yes, it is true.
o [085] 12:10 16 Oct 23 » But will you admit to yourself the horror?
o [084] 14:17 15 Oct 23 » The application of control.
My name is Happy Tater
And your name is?
o [083] 16:36 14 Oct 23 » Annular Eclipse 2023 🌚 …
Ring of Fire
o [082] 16:21 13 Oct 23 » Hey Spankeroo, can you keep it down to a stadium roar? Thanks! 🙄
o [081] 15:46 13 Oct 23 » Dream - Scary Bear 😨 …
o [080] 15:04 13 Oct 23 » (Pho) Updoot - Goldilocks Portion 👍🏼 …
Pho Cuisine Boba
o [079] 15:14 12 Oct 23 » 💖💖💖 McDonald's Mambo Sauce.
o [078] 14:54 12 Oct 23 » (Pho) Hot and Sour and Bloated …
o [077] 16:37 11 Oct 23 »
Landscapes with MS Excel (GooToob Video)
Level II Nipple Safety Protocol
o [076] 15:56 11 Oct 23 »
RATT : Nobody Rides for Free (GooToob Video)
o [075] 14:38 11 Oct 23 » Thirsty for styrofoam …
o [074] 13:24 11 Oct 23 » Never trust a pizzknocker — especially if it forgoes soap when washing its bohine.
o [073] 16:37 10 Oct 23 » Do you like what you see? Hmmmm?
o [072] 16:25 10 Oct 23 » Here's one for ya: 99332~1567~80453. 😘
o [071] 15:54 10 Oct 23 »
Thank you, Based God. #TYBG
Drive-Thru Gomorrah
o [070] 12:11 10 Oct 23 » ❓ W W I I I ❓ Naw …
A Lost Face
o [069] 09:53 09 Oct 23 » Are you aware that the early Jesus was a Jolly Jesus? …
o [068] 16:11 07 Sep 23 » Spankenheimer, please. If you don't calm down, people are going to think you've got a condition! Think about it.
o [067] 15:48 07 Sep 23 » But what if the wormy smell-hole smells like home? Please don't desecrate our wormy smell-hole!
o [066] 20:10 05 Sep 23 » 16-hour day. Again. 😩
o [065] 18:12 01 Sep 23 » Do state-sized Underground Bases filled with reptilian-humanoids (and their small, gray cyborgs) beavering away at The Destruction of Humanity exist? It's much like the question, "How could Shatner be so dope?" We just don't know.
Entities from Space-Time
o [064] 17:38 01 Sep 23 » Please, don't fear the McDonald's Egg McMuffin! Especially not the jalapeno one! …
o [063] 17:20 30 Aug 23 » Up your nose with a rubber hose!
o [062] 16:38 30 Aug 23 » Hey! Please, take it easy. Spanky-Biscuits, you are a handful!
Betty Page, free of leather and latex
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bettie_Page
o [061] 16:01 30 Aug 23 »
Lying? That's such a harsh, judgemental kind of word. Look, when people say things about me that aren't true? I prefer to say they are hallucinating. Because I'm a nice guy. 🙂 🎵 Here's a link to Alice Cooper's song about nice guys. (GooToob Video)
o [060] 11:14 29 Aug 23 » The current election cycle is so boring. Joe Biden is really old! Yawn. The God Emperor Daddy is a cheap conperson! Zzzzzz. I miss the old days. I miss the Russian Pee Whores . . .
o [059] 03:34 29 Aug 23 » Future wisdom: you will own nothing; you will have no privacy; you will be happy. "I" dine on ribeye steaks and "you" choke down mashed crickets. DEBASE YOURSELF. (C'mon, don't give me that, you know you love it.) I tried to buy a ribeye at the grocery store the other day, and there weren't any for sale! I was disappointed, but not upset. Don't worry. You'll get used to it.
o [058] 03:16 29 Aug 23 » Shame is a social control mechanism. Don't get played.
o [057] 13:49 28 Aug 23 » Like 99.4371% of those poled, you might think you dislike hypocrisy. But how else would you know who is in charge? Would you prefer physical assault? Hypocrisy is soft and classy. We're not asking you to manage your feelings -- we're telling you to eliminate them.
o [056] 13:12 28 Aug 23 » There really is no substitute for superior genetics. 😄
o [055] 13:05 28 Aug 23 » Will there be new COVEDs Lock-Downs? Who cares! What we really need is Climate Lock-Downs. Needed those like eighty years ago. Wanna play? Gotta pay. Relax.
How can Shatner be so dope?
o [054] 18:05 27 Aug 23 » Should the granting of Privilege be an accepted mechanism of control? How does that even work? Chicken and Egg to me. 🐥 🍳
o [053] 15:04 26 Aug 23 » A window that must open frequently to receive payment for goods (and handover those goods), breaks the air-conditioning. I crap you not.
o [052] 17:13 25 Aug 23 » The chicken? It is both sweet and sour. Delicious! Bambusoideae Rapid Transport. 😋
o [051] 16:42 25 Aug 23 » Time is contracting.
The Eyes Have It
# [050] 10:44 30 Jan 23 » Nope! Still here!
# [049] 15:24 24 Jan 23 » Fetish of Secrecy
# [048] 15:26 20 Jan 23 » But wouldn't it be nice for "You" if there were some body who missed you?
# [047] 15:46 19 Jan 23 » But Spankeroo, if you hadn't done it, you wouldn't need to be sorry for it. Spank! That is in no way circumstantial!
# [046] 12:00 19 Jan 23 » . . . but Spanky-Taters I feel like you're not listening to me: I'm not ruling out the possibility of degenerate pigs — I'm only asking if any body has ever encountered one! 🤦🏼♀️
# [045] 11:48 19 Jan 23 » Spanky. Are you trying to say to me that this is the only world you have? You are an odd duck, Spank! 🦆 But you are always OK in my book.
# [044] 17:44 17 Jan 23 » Spanky, what have I got to tell you? You know …
# [043] 15:40 17 Jan 23 » Still here … 🙄
# [042] 12:52 15 Jan 23 » Spankly, I'm not insinuating that you are spreading disinformation (or even misinformation); but what I am saying is that "you" don't know any such thing! 😌
# [041] 23:51 14 Jan 23 📖 Daybook ~ Missing and Bizzy …
# [040] 15:46 14 Jan 23 » because if you don't try it then how can you say you don't like it? it's not a trick question, Spankadelic.
# [039] 14:46 14 Jan 23 📖 Daybook ~ Whole lotta sleepin' goin' on …
# [038] 14:14 14 Jan 23 » It was an almost certain possibility that turned out to be a pain the azz for every body involved. I know, SPANK, I know . . .
# [037] 13:53 14 Jan 23 » What's that you say? . . . listen to me, Spankalong-Kid: every body is uncomfortable around Her [Her pronouns] because it always looks and feels like it is about 50ms from going AmOk … the general discomfort (and fear) is not because it has a body with a uterus and all that stuff! 😡
# [036] 19:19 13 Jan 23 » Welcome to the club! Can I take your coat?
Bace in your face?
# [035] 18:34 12 Jan 23 » I have no ability for it; I love it anyway.
Do you like what you see?
# [034] 17:24 12 Jan 23 » And the beets? They were good? Well, what do you think? {-Extra-}
# [033] 15:06 12 Jan 23 » The beets are in the fridge — I repeat: the beets are in the fridge
# [032] 10:53 11 Jan 23 » 💫 What in the name of Jiminy Cricket's horrendous tacos is so great about forgiveness? {-Extra-}
# [031] 00:02 11 Jan 23 » I look forward to tasting your pickled beets. Spankstein, there ain't nothing wrong with the sentence — it's the way you said it. Sheesh. 😁
# [030] 23:25 10 Jan 23 📖 Daybook ~ A Perfect Day at BOTE …
# [029] 20:18 09 Jan 23 📖 Daybook ~ A Lost Day: groceries and laundry …
# [028] 17:51 09 Jan 23 » Me and Concensus Reality? Well, we aren't divorced yet! Let's say, estranged. What's that you say? . . . Spanky-Dean, it isn't as though these things happen overnight . . . 😍
# [027] 12:22 09 Jan 23 » Good L_ord, Spankyapotamus! Sometimes the way you talk, I almost think you might be a domestic errorist! I hope that isn't true, Spank — I'd hate like the dickens to have to turn you in … 😏
# [026] 00:03 09 Jan 23 » Do you like what you see?
# [025] 23:11 08 Jan 23 » 🌶 Right in the jalapeño! Ouch!
# [024] 14:08 06 Jan 23 » Yeast balls, Spanky-Lou. yeast balls.
# [023] 14:08 06 Jan 23 » Now Spanky, I'm not trying to speak for other bodies because we are all of us alone, so to speak. BUT "me"? Well, I enjoy a little lemon balm on that melatonin. (Shake well and serve cold.) What's that you say? . . . Good L_rd, Spanky — YOU'RE WELCOME! 🙏
# [022] 13:04 06 Jan 2023 » But what is the role of the Oversight Committee?
# [021] 17:20 01 Jan 23 » Seeing how it's the first day of the "new" year (or the 2459945th day of this Julian period), I thought I'd make a present: 88537~6001~69168 — no, wait; I meant 75204~4244~66419. 😃
# [020] 16:54 01 Jan 23 » I sense your mood is a bit prickly, Spanky-old-pal. What's that you say? . . . It's not a criticism, Spank-Monster. Why, one day my mood prickled like five times!
# [019] 09:58 01 Jan 23 » Hey there, you! (Why is that such a friendly greeting?)
# [018] 01:27 01 Jan 23 » retcon
# [017] 15:02 31 Dec 22 » Spanky, I'm not going to mention that this day is the eve of the "New" Year. So there!
# [016] 23:01 30 Dec 22 » Like other discerning individuals, I enjoy a moist wipe for my dry board. What's that you say? . . . Well, Nosy Spanky, since you've just got to know: U BRANDS. 🙄
# [015] 16:39 30 Dec 22 » Splankler. May I suggest you examine your perceptions. You may not be experiencing what you think you are.
# [014] 16:16 30 Dec 22 » No body knows any thing.
# [013] 15:38 30 Dec 22 » Spanky, this is a charming machine. It sounds like a lawn mower and feels like a bicycle. It can do highway but doesn't inspire confidence. 300 lbs. dripping wet. Do you like what you see? 🛵
# [012] 15:40 29 Dec 22 » This ain't really a message, but . . . still counts!
# [011] 13:02 28 Dec 22 » Haven't heard from chief in several days . . . 😞
# [010] 11:24 28 Dec 22 » Please apply flavor label
# [009] 09:30 28 Dec 22 » I met a person who described for me a social situation; and now, I am experiencing, for the first time, the lack of a Bopah.
# [008] 09:07 28 Dec 22 » Here's one for ya: 86679~1833~46728. You're welcome!
# [007] 13:12 27 Dec 22 » Spankler2000, you may have already realized that in this seemingly-big-deal we call Lyfe that you are not driving the bus. But you do get to request stops . . . 🚌
# [006] 00:22 27 Dec 22 » Let's talk about it . . .
# » [005] 13:28 26 Dec 22 » Spanky, how can you not feel swell gazing on that lovely automobile that glories in the name Crown Victoria? Are you suffering a stress-induced anhedonia? Good L_rd, maybe you should see a mood specialist who can subscribe you to brain durgs. 🧠 💊 What's that you say? . . . Spank, I just don't know what to tell you. 🙁
# [004] 03:42 26 Dec 22 » Why not understand that each moment is a Revelation of the Method? Let me tell you something, Spanky: you don't need no body to tell you.
# [003] 02:18 26 Dec 22 » Serious Silliness (Werds of Whizzdumb) - Don't get your sniffer out of plumb!
# [002] 00:59 26 Dec 22 » Might I suggest you stimulate your hippocampus? The ol' seahorse will become enfeebled if ya don't ride it. Don't you try to tell me!
# [001] 10:04 25 Dec 22 » Why not start the "new" year "now"? "New" year, new look! I wish we could start the climate lockdowns "now". Oh mamma!
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