31 aug 21 … 16 aug 21
Ever visit a frenzied tea garden?
Gosh, you need to relax.
(Have a big one, why doancha!)
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# Tue β 31 Aug 2021 12:20:47 π // DWUE
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# Tue π 31 Aug 2021 05:03:12 πββοΈ // H4X7
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# π» The Holy Ghost π» QZY2
can't stop to chat
kinda bizzy
but does offer a solid
"Hiya!"
333 % IS is % 333
—
little ghostie don't mess with spacetime
like briefs, it finds them confining
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will you heed the master's call? π§ββοΈ
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# Mon π 30 aug 2021 22:02:07 π // D347
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[[ 30 Aug 2021 ]] # CTEL
man, oh maaaaaaan. c'mon man, c'mon . . .
the time is now: 17:30
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[[ 30 Aug 2021 ]] # ECAQ
settle down — it's ok . . .
the time is now: 15:32
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— πΈ —
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— π¨βπΎ —
# Mon πͺ 30 Aug 2021 10:39:21 π΅ // F4PZ
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# Mon β³ 30 Aug 2021 08:52:53 π€ // ZXQD
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29 Aug 2021 20:30:46 // WRCV
(Hurricane Ida)
π
4οΈβ£
the people of Louisiana
π
you know you oughta, spanky
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# > > 29 Aug 2021 19:56:08 // H3ME < <
π Just stop using sex as a weapon β
Can ya do that for me? Please?
Thanks.
Good grief. π
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29 Aug 2021 16:57:38 // 3U4L
π€ͺ π π₯΄π΅ π π€ͺ
V19
Every 5 months?
π€£
Try 3-4
At least . . . time will tell . . . π
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— πΌ —
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— π —
~ # 4DBR ~
β£
Emergency Sh*t-Post System β£
Change
Climate Change
Now
If you love me,
please stop farting on me.
Thank you,
The Godforsaken Earth
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— π —
# Sun π₯ 29 Aug 2021 12:49:50 π³ // mgtn
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28 Aug 2021 16:56:57 // F4M8
— let it happen
best of the good and worst of the bad
dig it if you can
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28 Aug 2021 16:39:12 β VE8G
Consent or be ravaged!
Ha - Grrrrrr - Ha
Discuss
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# Sat π» 28 Aug 2021 13:35:18 π€ // YQ7B
Best
Radio
Ever
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# Sat π« 28 Aug 2021 12:56:25 πΎ // XKGL
β I am not a poop doctor. Your commodal experience may (and probably will) vary. A lot.
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π« 28 aug 2021# 12:04 R5HA π«
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27 Aug 2021 23:20:43 β DM7S
Hey, what's the big idea?
Discuss
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# Fri π 27 Aug 2021 23:08:35 π // 8K54
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π« 27 aug 2021# 14:42 QCEG π«
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# PK8Q - I might be awhile forgone . . . it's ok . . .
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26 Aug 2021 23:40:52 // F5PR
what?
no, c'mon now
what?
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26 Aug 2021 19:39:38 // MKWH
— @#$%&* —
Love like ya imagine ya oughta luv
Cheat like there ain't nobody lookin'
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26 Aug 2021 18:13:30 // UVS4
For the π of that good Pete,
There's no need to crap on it.
Now, please fetch me a new Fresca
This one's no longer cold.
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26 Aug 2021 18:02:43 β FE9Y
Is a hard sell an assault?
Discuss
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Tue 24 Aug 2021 20:43:39 - FRJ4
(V19)
whoa, Whoa, WHOA
let's first get in the car
then we can decide
where we wanna go
tell me i'm wrong, spanky
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# 26 Aug 2021 15:46:17 // RL58 — Why, um, no . . . well, I mean, not really . . . that is, probably not. Why do you ask?
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# > > 25 Aug 2021 10:07:33 // 3FWZ < <
you know what really puts the wind up my shorts?
When people don't watch where they're going π
Buddy, that just really burns my butterβΌ
π― Walk like ya got a purpose!
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Wed 25 Aug 2021 06:54:27 // UWXT
o----+----o
Fast Breaking
(brekferst of kangs)
Cottage Cheese & Pun'kin Seeds
Take a picture, it'll last longer! π€¨
Jeez . . .
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Wed 25 Aug 2021 00:58:20 // B65C
π₯ πΊ π₯
There are those who call me . . .
HAMBONE MALONE
(betcha didn't know that!)
(why do you claim you knew that? π€¦ββοΈ)
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# Tue π 24 Aug 2021 14:28:54 π€·ββοΈ // R56E
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# > > 24 Aug 2021 12:14:11 // ZB7W < <
π P π©O π©O π©P π
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Tue 24 Aug 2021 20:43:39 8CVZ
(WDS.2)
Q: Wutchadoin?
A: Calling Roid-Busters, Manganese!
(I ain't 'fraid o' no roids)
(I ain't 'fraid o' no roids)
Yeah, right! I bet you are, too.
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Tue 24 Aug 2021 11:38:10 // Y9PF
π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
Should I be concerned that my stream* isn't as powerful as it once was?
------------
* and by stream I mean urine.
(You know — [π€« whispery now] pee)
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# Tue β 24 Aug 2021 10:15:39 π₯ // V8HL
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# S2JV - jes' 'tween you, me and the fencepost, well . . .
see the thing is, Freddy, ol' pal . . .
it's like this: my butt is itchy and it's
driving me crazy as a betsy-bug.
i'm sorry but that's just how it is.
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Sat π 21 Aug 2021 23:46:25 // 9KQ4
O=-=-=-=-=-=O
(Crap in Your Hat)
((Just like that))
> All this war and hatred and suffering and folks allways on the look-see-out for how to screw each other the worst . . .
> Listen up, Spanky, I can tell you what's the matter. Would you like to know how to Mr. Fixit?
] Yes. Yes I would.
> Meybe L8R. I don't feel like it now.
] When then?
> Ain't no when. NOW's all there is — EVAH. Manganese.
] OH, MAMMA! π±
Wheeeee!um-oh-sh*t-coff/coff/coff
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Sat 21 Aug 2021 19:13:40 // 2JHB
βΎβ½β½β½β½βΎβ½β½β½β½βΎ
(Bummzies)
This a PG-13 show.
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# Sat π 21 Aug 2021 18:13:16 π» // BYT8
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# Sat π 21 Aug 2021 06:37:19 π // L3MH
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# Sat β 21 Aug 2021 06:18:13 π // 5D69
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# Sat π 21 Aug 2021 00:12:27 π // XE94
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# Fri π 20 Aug 2021 15:09:35 π€ // YLQV
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# Fri π 20 Aug 2021 02:29:53 π€ // 9HL6
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# Fri π 20 Aug 2021 00:42:55 π€ // M9UJ
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# Thu π 19 Aug 2021 22:58:11 π€·ββοΈ // 2W81
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~ # 2B3S ~
This is a test of the Emergency Sh*t-Post System.
In the event of an actual emergency, actual sh*t
would have been sh*t-posted. Thank you.
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# Thu π 19 Aug 2021 19:15:25 π€·ββοΈ // W62U
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# Thu π 19 Aug 2021 18:40:19 π€·β // 91H0
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# Wed 18 Aug 2021 21:11:17 - H0FR
(WDS.1)
Q: Wutchadoin?
A: Eatin' toaster fries, defragging my hard disk . . .
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# Tue π 17 Aug 2021 00:02:17 π€·β // ZT50
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# Mon π 16 Aug 2021 22:16:22 π€·β // J6B1
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