— 31 Oct 2023 —

2023 Ain't happened to us yet …

— 31 Oct 2022 —

2022 Ain't happened to us yet …

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— 31 Oct 2021 —

This Halloween was the most bustling one I've seen in a decade. The kids were everywhere. It was nice. I had just pulled the car into the garage and was checking for clearance between the right front bumper and the west wall and when I turned around I bumped into a child in a Snow White get-up who had silently magicked itself into the garage. "Do you have any candy?" it asked. I told it sorry, I did not and it ran off to its vagina-owning genitor who was waiting at the end of the driveway. Cats and kids are effortlessly sneaky. They kinda gotta be, when you think on it.

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