archive [c] fall 2021
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Narcissus for December
c:
Ever visit a for-pay tire hydrant?
Well, ya need to.
(Think about the earth, please!)
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A must-have for your
Crown Vic's Tape Player
Be sure to get the
wet insert hole type, tho
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29 Nov 2021 09:43:46 // 7Z6N
— @#$%&* —
crap on a stick,
it'll make ya sick 🤮
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~ # J4XW ~
⁉ Emergency Sh*t-Post System ⁉
Oh. My. Gawwwd.
It's Om. Ni. Cron.
Angelique Coetzee sez this
OMNICRON
is mildish? That's childish!
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# 28 Nov 2021 13:54:23 // 3MY6 - no, no, no. all this was before the moon, you see …
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Sun 28 Nov 2021 07:56:43 // GX7H
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I wanted to give this a few days just to see if any body would bring up the glaringly obvious — and no one did. So, I will now announce the reality we all desperately wanted to unsee and stuff … [gosh, that sounds absolutely riveting!]
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# 27 Nov 2021 23:03:59 // DLAX [ You know what? A cheese-free lifestyle is suprisingly doable. I don't even miss it … and I didn't think that was possible. Live and learn, Spankster, live and learn … ]🧀 grainz
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# 👻 The Holy Ghost 👻 PZ6W
Straight from the Word
Itself
Here's one you should know:
Golden Light 🎵
11 % IS IS % 11
—
little ghostie don't mess with spacetime
like briefs, it finds them confining
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1 part Watermelon Schnapps,
2.5 parts Vodka, Splahsh
of Lemon (juice) 😋
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# 26 Nov 2021 11:00:07 // KTS2
Nu(er) than NU. It's the Nu style. COVEDs pulls another switchernu on us poor human creatures. So …
Go get yer shots; go get yer shots; go get yer shots; go get yer shots. Did you get yer shots? Y-knot? Y-knot? Why do you want to kill people with your dirty COVEDs? Get the (anti)COVEDs shots as of yesterday, Spankler-Jones. 🦠 grainz
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# 25 Nov 2021 07:12:54 // L5HZ
😈 🔫 😈
❗ Happy
Project:
Subjugate the Continent
Day ❗ 💀 grainz
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# TageBuch // 21 | 22 | 23 Nov 21
[ TB2111121-23 ]
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# TageBuch // 18 | 19 | 20 Nov 21
[ TB211118-20 ]
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# TageBuch // 12 | 13 | 14 Nov 21
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# TageBuch // 25 | 29 | 31 Oct 21
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[[ 23 Nov 2021 10:32:36 ]] # YN73
Why are "you" reacting to the five-sense reality? Get with the program, Spanky! React to your phone. C'mon. Do it .
the time is now: 10:32
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Tue 23 Nov 2021 06:41:15 // C4TE
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(New Era Different Strokes)
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Drool on your ego
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There ain't One True Way by which for us human beings as a Society to conduct ourselves. — What's your question, Spanky? … Naw, that ain't some kind of postmodern truth relativity deal. It ain't philosophical. It's just the way it is. We need to be less like sheep and more like bees. Or ants.
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# 22 Nov 2021 21:29:18 // HAKD
But I mean as long as the pox are small, that should be OK, right? No body wants bigpox, but most agree (I think) that smallerpox would be sorta doable? What does William Gates think? Oh me, oh my, miss Molly Brown!
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How do you spell RELIEF?
ECODI AB/Snusdirect
Box 24
SE-457 02 Grebbestad
Swedeland
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# Mon 🌭 22 Nov 2021 10:34:31 🗽 // 6H94
Now Spanky-a-rooni, I'm about to help you with something that your genitor(s)/legal guardian(s)/Sensei never gave enough of a good-g_ddamn to bother about … [ sounds almost riveting! ]
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Kaylee is always harping on the
importance of backups, and she
is correct: they do provide
a cooling sense of relief
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21 Nov 2021 04:36:37 // 94FL -
Thank goodness for Sam's Kids' Store Equatetm Alcohol-Free Nighttime Sleep-Aid. Now, that Diphenhydramine HCl may not be so catchy of a name as Hypnos but, dang it all, it'll sure get ya hooked up with that son of a Nyx. 🥣 grainz
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— T8R Soop —
# E53F
Potato soup with a few bread chunks or which to dip and that tea-licious Diet Coke® Lemon Salt Tea with some powdered elderberry mixed in because that's just how ya roll, Spanky-a-potamus! 🥣 grainz
19 Nov 2021 18:26:33
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Are there any discotheques
in Kenosha? If so, have any
of 'em booked
The Trammps? 🎵
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'round & 'round & 'round
it goes!
where it stops, no body knows!
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( Tea-LICIOUS )
¡ Brew yerself up some Diet Coke® Lemon Salt Tea ❗
I use a 5-cup drip-drip coffee maker, but do the brew however it is you do. 🎯 Fill reservoir of your little coffee maker (Mainstays 5-Cup, about $10 at Sam's Kids' Store) with fresh, clean, filtered water. 🎯 Then fill the carafe to just not quite halfish with Diet Coke® and add lemon juice and just a pinch (or two) of good old salt and swish that around. 🎯 Then pop a couple or three bags of your favorite tea into the basket — dangit Spanky, you don't need a filter in the basket because the teabags are their own filters — and let it rip! Let your new favorite beverage cool-off. Stir just before you pour it over beautiful, clear chunks of ice.
You're Welcome!
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# 18 Nov 2021 11:24:53 // 4YBP — I've boughten new underpants. G_d knows why, but I thought you needed to know that. — What's that, Spanky? ° Well, Nosey Parker, if you simply must know, these new unmentionables are in the boxer mode. Spanky-Roo, what did you take me for, an unwashed (and therefore smellish) philistine? 🙄 Of all the asinine things … 🥣 grainz
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# 18 Nov 2021 10:45:08 // UMCL [ … wouldn't say Ah'm heppy but mehbee more lyke not uncomfortable or something? Spanky, Spanky, Spanky — that's not good. You gotta get a grip on yourself.]🏸
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Tue 16 Nov 2021 11:30:29 // QTGM
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Spanky, can you feel it? I think we all can feel it. Feel what? Feel what? Who in the name of the Jack in the Box Fried Taco knows — Spanky, it's a feeling. Could it be more than a feeling 🎵? Well, thing is, Spank, Future becomes Present becomes Past all on its ownsome. You don't gotta do a dadgummed thing. — Whuzzat? Hmmm, I might say it this way: Try not to fight reality. 🥣 grainz
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Mon 15 Nov 2021 18:14:50 ZJ5B
(WDS.7)
Q: Whutchadoin?
A: Oh, nothing . . .
Just cooking up some Bacon +
Peppers + Onion + Hot Sauce +
Fried rice with Fresh-Brewed
Green Tea for my tasty beverage
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Threat Level Increase to 3.82
We are flirting with
LEVEL ORANGE D 4
Prohibited: Smoked bacon, Tobacco,
Lawns, Babies, Leaf Blowers,
Swimming Pools, & Jet airplanes
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# 14 Nov 2021 10:54:43 // XVEJ — Do not be afraid, Spanky.
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Sun 14 Nov 2021 00:16:05 // DSCG
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Think of what you are afraid to lose.
Lose That.
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[[ 13 Nov 2021 21:05:57 ]] # 6TCZ
Spanky, Spanky, Spanky, please. Listen to me: time isn't what you think it is.
the time is now: 21:05
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# > > 13 Nov 2021 17:30:13 // C67N < <
quickly, now!
move with alacrity, please!
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11 Nov 2021 23:03:42 // FWT8
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This very night
I made with my hands &
consumed with my oral cavity
a BLT so delicious I almost wept.
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# 11 Nov 2021 18:21:16 // QR76 [ same exact | exact same ]☯
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09 Nov 2021 20:07:16 // VDZ9
— @#$%&* —
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[[ 07 Nov 2021 21:04:10 ]] # G7XZ
Will we return to the days of out-of-season fruit being unavailable? I think so. How long will that last? I don't know. Dangit, Spanky, I'm not a global fruit supply chain expert. But I do enjoy guessings.
the time is now: 21:04
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07 Nov 2021 12:22:48 - 3EJV
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(WDS.6)
Q: Wutchadoin?
A:Snacking away on a pickle
It's spicy as all get-out!
pickle snack
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# 05 Nov 2021 19:51:38 // 2Q3U [ It's almost eight in the PM. Do you know where your Spanky is, Spanky? ]🙋♀️
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Thu 04 Nov 2021 10:30:53 // VW8A
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Now Spanky, how would we know, in a stormy eye, whether it was a Carrington Event or some anthropogenic EMP? Like was it a coronal mass ejection, or was it some body pulling a Dennis The Menace? Well …
Before the fields get dusty, you should do yourself a flavor and give The Queen of Blue-Eyed Soul a listen. Don't deny yourself. It knew things happen little by little 🎵 until they happen all at once. That record it put together in '69 in Memphis, U.S.A. is quite the wonder. Them Eagles said the Spirit ain't been served since nineteen-sixty-nine. Maybe they was right on their heads 📺.
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Storms of Thunder!
The booms are rattling the dishes in the cabinets.
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Deconstructed BLT
Ya got yer bacon, yer lettuce, your tomato — delicious!
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03 Nov 2021 02:56:52 👃 NTGZ
I just blew my nose with such brio that I suffered a blowout of a nerve in my butt. What does that mean? It means, Spanky, that I'm hobbling around feeling like I've got a needle in my left cheek. (Butt cheek.)
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Tue 02 Nov 2021 10:37:02 // 2LF3
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Welcome to Sam's Kids' Store!
Please put the buttmeat on your face.
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Also … Happy November!
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(Whew! We made it again. And Spanky? Let's make a November to remember, K?)
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